Chocolate rabbits melting
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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."