SIMPSONS EASTER EGG

Simpsons easter egg

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Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.