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New jokes

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.