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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."