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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"