Woman riding on the horse
#animal #running #woman #sport #sports #horse #animals #sports #people
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.