SEAL AND PIGEON

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Seal and pigeon

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Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.