Snowboarding
#snow #sport #sports #winter #snowboard #hill #mountain #cold #winter #sports #nature
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!