SNOWBOARDER JUMPS

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Snowboarder jumps

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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.