DANCING SUPERMAN

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Dancing superman

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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."