FLYING SUPERMAN

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Flying superman

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New jokes

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."