THINKING SUPERMAN

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"