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Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.