FLYING SUPERMAN

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Flying superman

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Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."