MAD STRICT TEACHER

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Mad strict teacher

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Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.