Mouse is playing music
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!