LION MODEL

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Lion model

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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.