Small lions are playing
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Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99