LION WITH CHRISTMAS TREE

Lion with christmas tree

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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.