SANTA DIGGING HOLE IN SNOW

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Santa digging hole in snow

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Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.