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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.