CUTE CHRISTMAS DOG

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Cute christmas dog

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New jokes

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."