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How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison