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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."