KID IS SMILING

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Kid is smiling

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New jokes

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.