Happy woman screaming
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MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!