A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"