HAPPY SEALS ARE DANCING

Happy seals are dancing

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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.