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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.