What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.