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Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!