Yeees
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Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.