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Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.