Yes
#satisfied #man #ok #yes #yeah #yep #agreed #emotion #people #reactions
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.