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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.