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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Unhappy day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.