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Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!