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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.