Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.