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New jokes

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99