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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.