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Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!