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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.