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DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!