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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."