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New jokes

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.