Bored man
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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.