ANNOYED DOG

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Annoyed dog

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New jokes

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."