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Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.