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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."