Woman drinking ice coffee
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Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.