Woman drinking ice coffee
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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.