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New jokes

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.