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New jokes

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!