BORED GIRL

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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."